Standings
| Team | GP | W | L | OT | P | RW | GF | GA | DIFF | PIM | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hillman's Johnson Makes Me Howell | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 7 | 40 | 28 | 12 | 14 |
| 2 | Huff'n Cox | 10 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 6 | 44 | 37 | 7 | 10 |
| 3 | Buried In Your Backdoor | 10 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 6 | 44 | 38 | 6 | 10 |
| 4 | Collin’ Your Mom | 10 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 14 |
| 5 | Samuel's Screamin Semen | 10 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 35 | 32 | 3 | 8 |
| 6 | Bruder's Messy Slut Bags | 10 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 10 | 4 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 10 |
| 7 | Wake N' Blake | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 10 | 4 | 33 | 34 | -1 | 28 |
| 8 | The Taint Manglers | 10 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 39 | 32 | 7 | 12 |
| 9 | 2 T&A’s | 10 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 4 |
| 10 | VanderSluts | 11 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 3 | 29 | 38 | -9 | 8 |
| 11 | Hannahs Off My Woody | 10 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 29 | 43 | -14 | 16 |
| 12 | Multiple Scoregasms | 10 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 28 | 46 | -18 | 14 |
Tiebreakers
In the event two or more teams are tied in points, the following tiebreaker rules will be applied to determinte which team is ranked higher in the standings:
- Fewer Games Played (GP): The team that has played less games (aka higher point percentage).
- Regulaion Wins (RW): Team that has more wins in regulation (i.e. excluding overtime and shootout wins).
- Overall Wins (W): Team that has more total wins, regardless of how.
- Goal Differntial (DIFF): Team with the higher goal differential.
- Goals For (GF): Team with more goals for.
- Penalty Minutes (PIM): Team with fewer accumulated penalty minutes.