Standings
| Team | GP | W | L | OT | P | RW | GF | GA | DIFF | PIM | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mini Beers & Jager Bombs | 11 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 8 | 52 | 29 | 23 | 6 |
| 2 | Touch My Willy, Get Clocked | 11 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 15 | 7 | 47 | 35 | 12 | 18 |
| 3 | Cigs N Twigs | 11 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 15 | 7 | 41 | 30 | 11 | 20 |
| 4 | The Wilde West | 11 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 6 | 51 | 45 | 6 | 14 |
| 5 | Grimm Intentions | 11 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 6 | 40 | 35 | 5 | 4 |
| 6 | Peel's Carpet Meachers | 11 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 6 | 52 | 45 | 7 | 8 |
| 7 | Our Cox Are Too Offensive | 11 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 5 | 40 | 33 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Chad's Woody's Turnbulling Blue | 11 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 6 |
| 9 | Top Titty Tony's | 11 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 30 | 55 | -25 | 10 |
| 10 | I Cunned In My Haynes | 11 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 27 | 46 | -19 | 8 |
| 11 | Pieces Of Shit | 11 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 29 | 45 | -16 | 10 |
| 12 | Foreskin Five Hole | 11 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 42 | 59 | -17 | 10 |
Tiebreakers
In the event two or more teams are tied in points, the following tiebreaker rules will be applied to determinte which team is ranked higher in the standings:
- Fewer Games Played (GP): The team that has played less games (aka higher point percentage).
- Regulaion Wins (RW): Team that has more wins in regulation (i.e. excluding overtime and shootout wins).
- Overall Wins (W): Team that has more total wins, regardless of how.
- Goal Differntial (DIFF): Team with the higher goal differential.
- Goals For (GF): Team with more goals for.
- Penalty Minutes (PIM): Team with fewer accumulated penalty minutes.