Standings
| Team | GP | W | L | OT | P | GF | GA | DIFF | PIM | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Club Can't Even Yandle Me | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 43 | 27 | 16 | 4 |
| 2 | Turn Doan For What | 11 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 43 | 38 | 5 | 6 |
| 3 | Baby Got Backstrom | 11 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 8 | 35 | 40 | -5 | 4 |
| 4 | Stammer Time | 11 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 4 | 25 | 41 | -16 | 10 |
Tiebreakers
In the event two or more teams are tied in points, the following tiebreaker rules will be applied to determinte which team is ranked higher in the standings:
- Fewer Games Played (GP): The team that has played less games (aka higher point percentage).
- Overall Wins (W): Team that has more total wins, regardless of how.
- Goals Against (GA): Team with fewer goals against.
- Penalty Minutes (PIM): Team with fewer accumulated penalty minutes.