Standings
| 1 | Schohl Us Your Harwood | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 15 | 3 | +12 | 2 |
| 2 | Short Hair'll make Big Woody | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 15 | 8 | +7 | 8 |
| 3 | Marsh's DP Fantasy | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 14 | 5 | +9 | 2 |
| 4 | 48 Seconds | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 14 | 7 | +7 | 2 |
| 5 | Moist Queefs | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 4 |
| 6 | Drabz Them by the Puck | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 14 | -1 | 0 |
| 7 | Our Wilde Hobby is Gumping | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 4 |
| 8 | Cock O'Clock | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 0 |
| 9 | Future Considerations | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 9 | -2 | 6 |
| 10 | Butt Weickers | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 13 | -8 | 4 |
| 11 | Biss Yourself | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 2 |
| 12 | BYE WEEK | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 13 | Messfits | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | -6 | 2 |
| 14 | Ronning It Up | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 21 | -18 | 0 |
Tiebreakers
In the event two or more teams are tied in points, the following rules are applied in order to determine which team is ranked higher:
- Fewer Games Played (GP): the team that has played fewer games, giving it the higher point percentage.
- Regulation Wins (RW): the team with more wins in regulation, excluding overtime and shootout wins.
- Overall Wins (W): the team with more total wins, regardless of how they were earned.
- Goal Differential (DIFF): the team with the higher goal differential.
- Goals For (GF): the team with more goals for.
- Penalty Minutes (PIM): the team with fewer accumulated penalty minutes.