Standings
| 1 | Short Hair'll make Big Woody | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 7 | 39 | 24 | +15 | 18 |
| 2 | Moist Queefs | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 6 | 37 | 23 | +14 | 26 |
| 3 | Schohl Us Your Harwood | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 5 | 40 | 22 | +18 | 16 |
| 4 | Cock O'Clock | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 5 | 36 | 23 | +13 | 6 |
| 5 | 48 Seconds | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 5 | 26 | 18 | +8 | 4 |
| 6 | Marsh's DP Fantasy | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 37 | 18 | +19 | 6 |
| 7 | Our Wilde Hobby is Gumping | 8 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 3 | 32 | 34 | -2 | 6 |
| 8 | Drabz Them by the Puck | 8 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 31 | 34 | -3 | 14 |
| 9 | Future Considerations | 9 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 26 | 33 | -7 | 48 |
| 10 | Messfits | 8 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 14 | 29 | -15 | 16 |
| 11 | Butt Weickers | 8 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18 | 35 | -17 | 14 |
| 12 | Biss Yourself | 9 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 27 | 42 | -15 | 10 |
| 13 | Ronning It Up | 8 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 48 | -28 | 8 |
| 14 | BYE WEEK | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Tiebreakers
In the event two or more teams are tied in points, the following rules are applied in order to determine which team is ranked higher:
- Fewer Games Played (GP): the team that has played fewer games, giving it the higher point percentage.
- Regulation Wins (RW): the team with more wins in regulation, excluding overtime and shootout wins.
- Overall Wins (W): the team with more total wins, regardless of how they were earned.
- Goal Differential (DIFF): the team with the higher goal differential.
- Goals For (GF): the team with more goals for.
- Penalty Minutes (PIM): the team with fewer accumulated penalty minutes.