Standings
| 1 | Short Hair'll make Big Woody | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 5 | 30 | 17 | +13 | 14 |
| 2 | Moist Queefs | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 24 | 12 | +12 | 18 |
| 3 | Schohl Us Your Harwood | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 25 | 12 | +13 | 6 |
| 4 | Marsh's DP Fantasy | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 26 | 7 | +19 | 2 |
| 5 | 48 Seconds | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 13 | +7 | 4 |
| 6 | Cock O'Clock | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 22 | 17 | +5 | 2 |
| 7 | Future Considerations | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 20 | 19 | +1 | 8 |
| 8 | Our Wilde Hobby is Gumping | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 22 | 26 | -4 | 6 |
| 9 | Biss Yourself | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 22 | 28 | -6 | 6 |
| 10 | Drabz Them by the Puck | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 24 | -7 | 4 |
| 11 | Messfits | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 18 | -13 | 10 |
| 12 | Butt Weickers | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 24 | -14 | 10 |
| 13 | Ronning It Up | 6 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 37 | -26 | 6 |
| 14 | BYE WEEK | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Tiebreakers
In the event two or more teams are tied in points, the following rules are applied in order to determine which team is ranked higher:
- Fewer Games Played (GP): the team that has played fewer games, giving it the higher point percentage.
- Regulation Wins (RW): the team with more wins in regulation, excluding overtime and shootout wins.
- Overall Wins (W): the team with more total wins, regardless of how they were earned.
- Goal Differential (DIFF): the team with the higher goal differential.
- Goals For (GF): the team with more goals for.
- Penalty Minutes (PIM): the team with fewer accumulated penalty minutes.